I'm thankful for.....

Paul McCartney, because no matter how old this motherfucker gets, he’ll still have more soul than anyone on this damn planet (aside from Michael Jackson of course).

Good news, everyone!

If you don’t like what I post, there’s a nice little button in the corner of my blog.

Click on it, then shove it up your ass.

Good day to you sir I said Good Day!

Why am I still even talking about this shit?

Moving right along.

Today at work, they put me out in Garden.

Nobody fucking comes to garden in the middle of November, so do you know what I did to keep myself occupied?

I did Yoda impersonations.

“Do or do not, there is no try. Hmmmmmm.”

It was funny, and I laughed at myself.

Four hours in outside garden well spent.

Here's my opinion on the Kanye/Taylor controversy (because I know you're just itching to hear it)

No, I don’t like Kanye West.

I liked him when I was in 9th grade but after that….not so much.

Do I have some of his songs on my iPod? Yes. 

Do I hate him now more than ever? Yes.

But do you know why? Because he is responsible for this Taylor Swift overload that America seems to be indulging in at the moment.

Taylor Swift isn’t that great of an artist. Sure she’s pretty, she sings alright, but she has no variety. Every song is about how a boy made her cry, how she belongs with a boy, how a boy broke up with her through a thirteen second phone call.

No she’s not “Artist Of The Year” in any way shape or form, I’m pretty sure if Kanye West hadn’t snatched that microphone from her hands she wouldn’t even be considered for that award. 

It’s annoying, she’s annoying but it’s Kanye West’s fault for victimizing her on Live televison.

Do I have some of her songs on my iPod? Yes.

I try to be unbiased when it comes to someone’s music (no matter what “controversies” they’re involved in)

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles. 

You guys! I think I might be a vampire...

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10 things you want for Christmas:

1. A black cat so I can name him Thackery Binx (Binx for short).
2. A portal that leads from my closet to the digital world.
3. My own digimon.
4. An AK for when the zombies come.
5. A lifetime supply of Arizona tea.
6. A laptop that allows me to do shit like, “override the mainframe”.
7. Every South Park season on DVD.
8. Telekinesis.
9. A DeLorean with a flux capacitor.
10. A hover board.

9 musicians/bands you love:

1. Jay-Z
2. Dean Martin
3. The Beatles
4. AC/DC
5. Michael Jackson
6. blink 182
7. Katy Perry
8. Beyonce
9. Skye Sweetnam (I used to love her).

8 things you do everyday:

1. Work.
2. Use sarcasm.
3. Use my Yoda voice.
4. Repeat classic rap verses 100x in my head, until I start rapping them aloud aggressively.
5. Think about what’s going to happen on Sons Of Anarchy.
6. Tell my dog how much I love him.
7. Contemplate murdering my little sisters pet fish.
8. Think about how cool it would be if I was an X-Men, or in cahoots with John Constantine or Hellboy.

7 things you enjoy:

1. The chicken bacon dijon panini from Panera bread.
2. Listening to Cobra Starship (they may not be the best band but they sure are fun to listen too, so fuck off).
3. Telling people to shut the fuck up.
4. People who understand that they don’t have to talk every minute of the fucking day.
5. People who think they’re always right, but in actuality are always wrong (and quite stupid).
6. watching Dragonball Z.
7. Movies.

6 things that will always win your heart:

1. Sarcasm.
2. A jew fro.
3. A sense of humor.
4. Common sense.
5. Good taste in music.
6. Can hold a conversation.

5 favourites:

1. Movie: O Brother Where Art Thou (one of many)
2. Song:  Something
3. Book:  Can’t Get There From Here and The Shining
4. Band: The Beatles
5. Season: Fall

4 smells you enjoy:

1. Axe body spray (or is it Tag? whatever it all makes me go “bom-chicka-wow-wowwwww”
2. That “new book smell” that permeates the air everytime I walk in books a million.
3. Whatever Jay Baruchel smells like (it looks like a mixture between cigarettes and body spray)
4. Idk, bitch. You?

3 places you want to go:

1. Canada
2. Japan
3. Australia

2 Favorite Holidays

1. Halloween
2. Thanksgiving (‘cause people is tasty! fish suck, turtles suck, squid suck! DOUBLE HELPING OF PEOPLE BITCH!)

1 person you’d marry on the spot:

1.  Jay Baruchel, Robert DeNiro, Shia Labeouf. Don’t question me alright?

Fact: I never allow my Pokemon to evolve.

Seriously, when that screen pops out and says “You’re (insert pokemon name here” is evolving!”

I don’t hesitate to press B.

Come on! What kind of trainer would I be if I allowed my Pokemon to evolve into ugly abominations?

A bad trainer, that’s what.

I’d rather they stay small and cute, while they learn moves quicker/and are just as strong as the ugly evolved versions.

Now Pokemon that remain cute throughout their evolutions, are allowed to evolve (See: Chikorita, Charmander, Dratini, & Growlithe).